1. Introduction

1. Introduction

The Super Secret Diary of Lord Varian, the Satus, Creator of All and Everything (NO PEEKING SEVERN I REALLY MEAN IT)

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1 Variach (OH SEE WHAT I DID THERE) year 0

WTF, why did I make a year zero. This sounds stupid. Brb.

1 Variach (HROAGH) year 1

Now this just sounds like I’m a newb at this Creation shit. Meh. Gotta age it up a bit.

1 Variach (HEYO) year 53

Well, crap, I screwed something up there. Whatever. Just gonna run with it. I doubt anyone will notice.

2 Variach (Heh Heh Heh) year 53

So I totally made a new world. I’m kinda a super creative badass like that. 

3 Variach (Sup) year 53

Invented a pair of mortals to appreciate my creativity.

4 Variach (Yo) year 53

Deleted mortals. Each one just kept whining about how I liked the other guy more. BOOORRIING.

5 Variach (BAM) year 53

So, today I made vampires. They suck. Heh, that joke is NEVER going to get old. No, but seriously, they kinda do, but DUDE vampires. I’ll just wait to invent help scrolls for a few years, to balance it out. Should be fine.

6 Variach (Booya) year 53

Invented combat. From scratch, natch. 

7 Variach (Man, this does NOT get old) year 53

Invented alcohol today.

8 Variaaacc-

1 Severin year 53

OH SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

(ofcourseyoudidn’t)

13 Arios year 53

Well crap, finally found this again. Things look stable and balanced enough. Gonna call it a day.